Hank Hill Quotes Images and Short Dialogues

by Admin | Last Updated: June 1, 2020

Hello everyone, today we gonna share some best Hank Hill Quotes that you have to read, These are the best sayings by Hank Hill that you can see on the internet. So don’t wait and read all these quotes. You can also share these quotes with your friends.

Short Hank Hill Quotes

1. You shut your got-dang mouth or I’ll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!
2. Don’t play mind checkers with me, man. I’m not in the mood.
3. Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!
4. Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?
5. The only woman I’m pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I’m tricking her out all over this town.
6. I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!
7. Dallas? I don’t want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.
8. That’s a clean-burning Hell, I tell you what!
9. What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?
10. Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.

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